Alphabet of MurricaA is for AMEN. It's good, holy and clean.Alphabet of Murrica by DasGhul
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B is for BOMBING, but only the mean!
C is for CHURCH, I hope you've been there?
D is for the DOLLAR, have you seen one somewhere?
E is for EMPIRE. Yup, those were the days.
F is for FREEDOM, and fuckin' no one will fuckin' say anything different here at all, 'cuz
G is for GUANTANAMO, bitches.
H is for HOMELAND of the brave, free, and clever, while
I is for the INDIANS, the first terrorists ever.
J is for JESUS. He made death even cooler than
K just for KILLING, because sometimes it's bad.
L is for LIES, but means truth instead.
M is for MONSANTO MEANS MONEY, while
N, well… is NOT.
O is for Ob… oy, I nearly said "nigger." Screw O! On with the rest…
P is for PROFIT, and profit always is best.
Q is QUICKLY thought of. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
R is for RELIGION to stop people from think, and
S is for SUPERPOWER. Just remember: Don't blink!
T is for the TERRORISTS financed by U, which is why
U, of course,